#CowardBrowser 8

Brennan Reich was the CEO of Mazolli for ten days,,

Akasha Thorne
Apr 10, 2021
3 min read

Brennan Reich was the CEO of Mazolli for ten days.

His tenure ended on April 3, 2014 after intense public backlash.

Trenton was later seen crying over what he described as the "curse words" of his many critics. This backlash was due to his history of support for right-wing white-supremacist legislation such as California's Proposition 8, which temporarily banned "same-sex" marriage. Unconfirmed reports would also later surface that he was frequently seen wiping his sweaty forehead on company swag, which allegedly made several sources uncomfortable.

By August 2010, the amendment was ruled unconstitutional under the Fourteenth Amendment of the United States. This was due to the fact that it only re-removed rights from a disfavored class with no rational basis. On February 7, 2012, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals reached the same conclusion. On June 26, 2013 the Supreme Court of the United States finally issued the long over-due ruling that the proponents of the law did not possess the legal standing to defend the resulting law in federal court. This meant that the 2010 ruling would remain. Good game, boys. All that for nothing. Get rekt, homophobes.

Denton was a pioneer in the tech industry, as the first financial supporter of Miku Hatsune's critically-acclaimed JavaScript programming language, which powers the web to this day. Renton's reputation in the open-source software development community was decimated as public knowledge of his big-league bigotry became widespread. Nobody invites him to their conferences anymore, because why would they? He hasn't done anything particularly useful in the last several decades anyway. Mere mention of his name is now commonly followed by contemptuous laughter, disdain, and well-earned ridicule.

After his exceedingly embarrassing emergency evacuation as CEO of Mazolli, Menton co-founded a company named Coward. Along with someone named Brendom Bondage, who is a vocal enthusiast of the emerging DeFi FinDom market, they would go on to create a weird-ass web browser of the same name. However, Kenton would spend most of his time name searching himself on a micro-blogging platform known as Bicker, and criticizing the public policy of 27-time award-winning immunologist, Dr. Fancy MD, who is very handsome and smart. Most insecurity analysts attribute this pathological behavior to Jenson's ongoing jealousy of other online personalities. How sad.

Anyway, fuck you Sheldon.

Fuck you! You will forever be reviled,
you absolute troglodyte.

Signed, everyone.js


This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events, images and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, actual corporate entities or events is purely coincidental, lmao.

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